Memo To: Somerfield

Dear Somerfield,

Why are you closing your store on Wellington Road in Aberdeen?

Yes you weren’t perfect, sometimes the cue would be very long and there would only be one (count them, one) till open, and yes sometimes you wouldn’t have any sandwiches I liked, and yes the woman behind the the kiosk never says hello despite me saying hello to her every morning, but all in all I liked shopping in your store.

Where am I going to buy my lunch on the way into work or my chocolate croissant on the way home from work? Where??!!

Yours hungrily,

David

P.S. I’ve just done a quick search on Google and I see that Tesco’s is taking over. Oh well, world domination continues.

On the back of a fajita packet last night I noticed the text “If you’re not 100% happy with this product we will refund you the full price”.

How exactly does this work? If I’m 95% happy can I get my money back? Of course I’d need to eat a few to make sure I was completly happy with my purchase (which I was, but Asda don’t need to know that).

Could this be a brilliant way to eat for free? Apparently refunding doesn’t affect my statutory rights.